ain’t we qtz?
just worked for 10 hours i am ready to die now
which one of you little shits wants to come clean my room i will give you a chicken finger
what’s shorter my hair or my shirt
come mista tally man tally me ba-na-na
i am not comfortable dressed like this at all but it’s too late to do anything i have already left my house with hayley!!!!!!!
i think he fell asleep i’m scared to move
too lazy to put in contacts, too lazy to do anything
i was taking selfies with my dog and until she decided she was embarrassed to be seen with me
do you know what i did for a klondike bar
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I DID????!?
(i walked to the store and bought it)
note to self; don’t fall asleep on the couch with wet hair
my dad just got home and was like “i didn’t even know you had that much hair” and honestly i don’t think i knew either
this is how i stand most of the time please pretend it’s not weird
i’m about to go buy a lot of things i don’t need (it’s my favorite hobby)
i have to leave for work in less than 20 minutes and i’ve been prancing around my house for an hour singing disney songs since no one’s home
