netherstray:

vampires420:

vampires420:

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

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ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

caucasianscriptures: “Spider sense ”
pissvortex: “HIGHLY usable dril tweet, very powerful in all future arguments you may have ”

missing the days when a bottle of wine would get me drunk

as an alcoholic adult that’s equivalent one juice box

wild

dutchster:

softlyshine:

think it’s a good sign that 2019 is starting on a tuesday.. tuesday again ? no problem

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